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Q: How do you make a taxman laugh on boxing
day ?
A: Tell him a joke
on Christmas Eve ! |
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Taxman: Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a
liar!
Doctor: I don't believe you! |
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Q: Did you hear
about the constipated Accountant?
A: He couldn't budget so he had to work it out
with a pencil! |
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err is human - and to blame it on the Inland Revenue is even more so. |
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Q: What has lots of arms and legs?
A: A happy and successful tax
inspector! |
Q: What is the
difference between a terrorist and a tax inspector?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist! |
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Q. What's the
difference between an overzealous tax investigator and a rottweiler?
A. A rottweiler eventually lets go! |
Q: What's black
and tan and looks good on a tax inspector?
A: A doberman... |
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Q: What did the
terrorist who high-jacked a plane full of
tax inspectors threaten to do if his demands weren't met?
A: Release one every hour... |
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Q: How do you
drive an Accountant completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and
fold a road map the wrong way. |
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There are just three types of Accountant, those who can count and those
who can't. |
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How Accountants do it....
 | Accountants do it by the book... |
| Accountants do it within budget... |
| Accountants do it to the bottom line... |
| Accountants do it with double entry... |
| Accountants do it between spreadsheets... |
| Accountants are Certified to do it in Public... |
| Accountants do it without losing their balance...! |
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